The legendary rivalry between the Tortoise and the Hare reaches its ultimate showdown. A spectacle rivaling the Super Bowl, with everything on the line.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ You may think you know this story, but what is the real truth of what happened?

Sweet Action Theatre Presents a brave retelling of one of history’s most timeless stories. Join Toronto’s freakiest clown cult as they explore fate, intimacy, love, sex, death, hate, joy, pain, lust, fear, envy, gluttony, confidence, dancing, laughter, kissing, sleeping, feeling, wishing, and finally, knowing.